NOTICE TO VISITORS
Due to a lack of urgent matters, we kindly request that you remain at ease.
DEPARTMENT OF THINGS THAT CAN WAIT
Bureau of
unimportant matters.
Your matter needn’t matter.
Some places expect you to get things done. Here, showing up is enough. We handle the minor, the unnecessary, and the utterly inconsequential.
No documents. No fees. No particular reason.
OFFICE HOURS
From time to time.
REQUIRED DOCUMENTS
None. Really.